Reblog if your cramps have ever
- made you vomit
- lasted between 2-3 days
- stopped you from being able to walk or run
- made you cry
It’s not considered a viable excuse on any occasion, and I would like to know why.
- woken you up at night the pain was so bad
- made you pass out
- made you unable to stand up without doubling over and grabbing onto the closest object for support
when distant relatives try to kiss you
i have never read anything more blatantly written by a man before
i hope one day there is a halloween party where daniel radcliffe goes as frodo baggins and elijah wood goes as harry potter
imagine the havoc
imagine the photos
Only if Ian Mckellen goes as Dumbledore and Michael Gambon goes as Gandalf.
One of the brides have started telling me her plans and I’m trying really hard not to hyperventilate. This is borderline impossible. I love you but I also doubt I will be able to manage to bring the entire cast of a show to your wedding and make it so that you and your husband kiss at the stroke of midnight new years eve.
getting spoken to as if i’m straight by straight people who assume everyone is straight, subsequently feeling like the world’s most useless and irritated secret agent
i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then
Question with 2 notes
donttouchmeimbig said: Fire. I'm not sure why, but I wanna say fire.
Fire works. Everybody always says fire. Fire is probably pretty accurate, sans the whole genocide and take-over-the-world thing.
One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.
with liberty and justice for some
i went through the tags and here are a couple of my favorites
This website is fucking important, ok? A lot of us struggle with loving our bodies. A lot of us compare ourselves to other people’s size and progress. A lot of us look in the mirror and don’t like what’s looking back.
Well, guess what? You don’t see yourself how other people see you. This website proves it. What it has you do is guess where you fall on this scale, then you put in some measurements and it shows you where you really fall on the scale.
I thought I was on the larger end, not the biggest, but certainly bigger than the average. I put in my measurements and BAM, I’m at the lower end. I see myself as 15% more than I am. That’s a huge difference.
So the next time you’re feeling down on yourself, thinking ‘I’ve made no progress’ or ‘I look just the same’ or even simply ‘I look fatter than her’, remember that your perception of yourself is warped.
bonus round: explain why it would fit them best!
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